the re-release, or whatever, of friday the 13th. it sucked the first time around, why the fuck is it back? 'oh but lore it's a classic horror film wah wah wah bullshit.' fuck that. i dont care how classic it is. it's fucking stupid. half naked teenagers getting chopped up does not a good movie make.
the philadelphia phillies-actually, moreso their fans. philadelphia sports fans are bad enough as it is when their teams are all incapable of winning a championship. god only knows how bad they'll be if they have a world series to their credit. fuck the bandwagons too. i hate sports.
the female gender-i hope you die soon.
that stupid trend in hardcore that jocks bands like trash talk. ugh. i get it. your life is shit, you don't care, nobody loves you, there is no god, you dont care, you know how to use the word 'fuck' and you know how to write stupid crushing mosh parts. go fuck yourselves.
afros on non-blacks. unacceptable. irony is bullshit, so get a fucking haircut. fuck your curly hair, and fuck thinking youre cool for having a hairstyle that, at the time of this writing, was only really pulled off by one non-black: my father.
irony in general. die already.
barack obama supporters. we get it. you care about stuff. john mccain is an icky old man who's out to take away all the rights we don't exercise anyway. i cant wait for the election to be over so all these fucking idiots go back to not caring about politics for another four years and just shut the fuck up.
commercials where women are doing yoga. goddamnit. you and your bone loss can go straight to hell. and fuck putting a wiggle in you life. i hope you crash into a truck full of pudding and get buried alive in tons of gooey chocolatey goodness, you fucking asshole.
and a bunch of other shit.
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